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it does respond

input prompt

sorry, that was lame and predictable

usual Questions

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People that clicked I guess? Analytics might know.

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The usual suspects, they’re everywhere. You’ve probably worked with them too.

No really, it’s like an AI or something. A really obvious one.

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